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You Have Friends and They Want Cards!

Are your friends mad at you because you got hit by a car and everyone's attention is being given to you? Do you need to rekindle the love that you have for your travel agent? Are you just an internet junkie and you love to send E-CARDS?

HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO FIX ALL OF THOSE PROBLEMS AND MORE.... THE LAND OF THE CRAZY FACE INTERNET POSTCARDS!!!!!

This part of the website is TOTALLY the COOLEST but no one EVER uses it... How do I know? Because YOUR cards are stored on MY website, that's how. Do I read them? NO!!! Part of the reason though is that NO ONE is SENDING CARDS... so send some cards already!

To recap: Totally coolest ever, your my no!!!. No one sending cards.

All you have to do is follow these 5 easy steps and your card is SO SENT:

 

STEP 1: Pick a card to send

Crazy T ain't the only fool who on 'dis sight!

Mr. T loves this forest of beasts and dwarves, and surely your friends love Mr. T! Surely! No doubt! I pity da' fool!

What good is a postcard choice without the EGG MCMUFFIN card? No good at all!

Send this card to your friends if you aren't sure whether or not you should wear that dress tonight, my dudes.

The DUBBUHYUH BUSH card!

This card is purely for the patriotic, not those with weak stomachs.

Everyone's seen A BOY AND A DREAM, right?

For goodness sakes, everyone likes this armship card! Send it to your acquaintances.

If you have enemies, you surely want to wrap them in duct tape, and what's better than a duct tape card?

The CAH REE SPER CHEE card, for your younger friends.

Casper is an international icon, and so is the LAND OF THE CRAZY FACE's master! Perfect fit, 10/10!




STEP 2: Fill in your information
Your name:
Your email address:
Recipient's name:
Recipient's email address:



STEP 3: Write you a good ole' message



STEP 4: Last minute little diddles
Background Color:
Text Color:
Background Music:
Card Title:



STEP 5: SEND THE CARD!


Alex Wroten was born in the mid-1980s. This Internet Postcard script was written by Alex in 2000 and revamped in 2003. Afterwards, it stopped working due to server problems and has been fixed again as of 2006.