Funny and Stupid!
Everyone starts somewhere. I hit the ground running
with no knowledge of any programming concepts, yet I created some weird stuff... Here are three of my earliest programs that range from crap to really
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS (and finish the body)
Okay, here's a great plot for a great game! First, use your mouse
and.... CLICK SOMEONE'S HEAD TO MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!! Then, CLICK
THEIR BODY AND MAKE IT GO AWAY TOO!!!!
The only way to make a game like this better is if... you don't
click anything, you STILL advance to the next level... and what's
better than even THAT is.... IF YOU CLICK ON THE WRONG PERSON
YOU LOSE!!!! (but if you wait about three seconds, you still can
advance to the next level!)
On top of that, make it poorly written (that was already assumed
though), and then take all remnants of fun out of it...
I had to collect some good heads to OFF WITH THEM, so I used
Microsoft Encarta and sampled from old paintings of famous people.
I bet you want to see this trash!
Download Off With Their Heads (2.5 MB)
Probably the most hilarious thing about this "game"
is that I was in the middle of making a sequel when I realized
it was gay.
BOB DOLE'S VIAGRASIZER 2.0
After there's a 1.0, there just might be a 2.0!!!! And, in this
case, the improvements are nearly indistinguishable. The first
version had all the same features and sound effects... So, there
was basically no improvement at all in the new version... None.
I made this program as a joke... You choose a picture, and it
applies some viagra, making the picture's dimensions thin
and tall, then, you can... VIAGRALIZE it, adding a ball to each
side, and curving off the top.... surely, you get it... and it's
just so funny too!!!
Download Bob Dole's VIAGRASIZER 2.0 (2.6MB)
SNOOP LATIN v1.1
Again, another version change.... for what reason? I don't know!
v1.1 is not different from 1.0, except for the font color and
size is different. Good one!
Snoop Latin was my own creation after remarking at Snoop Dog's
-izzle speech... It's the same thing as pig latin except
instead of adding "ay" to the end of each word, you
This program was another joke creation, mostly for my friends
at the time... And the animation in it is just hot!
Unfortunately, this program has a bug that if you type in too
much text (i don't even know the limit), it will just freeze.
It does no damage to your computer, but it doesn't do anything
Download Snoop Latin (1.5 MB)
Let me revise that bug report: it freezes most of
the time. I remember it working, and if it works for you, awesome...
but it probably won't. It might be worth downloading for the animation
Yep, wasn't that just hot!?